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Ways to support healthcare this season

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Haliburton Highlands Health Services Foundation (HHHSF) has announced a new corporate giving program.

Executive director, Melanie Klodt Wong, said Heat-Line Freeze Protection Systems kickstarted the campaign by pledging $25,000 over the next five years to support local healthcare.

Klodt Wong said the gift from the Heise family, which founded Heat-Line, “marks the launch of the HHHS Foundation’s new corporate giving program, designed to promote the importance of corporate philanthropy within the community and to inspire others to give in ways that are meaningful and lasting.”

Lorne Heise, founder of Heat-Line, said, “our company has always believed in giving back to the community that helped us grow. Together with Laura Roberts and Brent Heise, we are proud to support the HHHS Foundation and to help strengthen access to care for everyone in the Highlands.”

Klodt Wong said through the new program, the foundation, “aims to engage businesses who wish to make a longer-term commitment to the health of the community – businesses that, like Heat-Line, recognize the value of giving back and leading by example.”

She added, “we are fortunate to have a community of businesses that consistently give back, each in their own way, and their continued generosity is vital.

“Our new corporate giving program offers an opportunity for those looking to make a sustained investment in healthcare and to share that commitment with their clients, staff, and the wider community.

“There are many ways to give this holiday season – and now, this program offers one more meaningful way for local businesses to make a lasting impact.”

For more information about the corporate giving program, or for other ways to give, contact the foundation office.

Magic of giving

HHHSF has also launched its annual ‘Believe in the Magic of Giving’ campaign.

A local couple, Don and Anne, whose last names are not being released and declined to be interviewed, are the champions this year.

They tell the story of how Don’s cancer treatments became more intensive and the couple faced transportation problems.

“The radiation was exhausting, and the long drives to appointments was becoming impossible.” Don had always been the driver, and Anne nervous to get behind the wheel. “They didn’t know how they would manage.”

Then they heard about HHHS Community Support Services’ medically-necessary transportation program. They qualified for the subsidy. In September, Don took seven trips to Peterborough and one to Oshawa for treatment, each trip only costing $25 thanks to donor-supported subsidies. “It’s been really good,” Don said.

“It’s taken the pressure off both of us, and now we’re dropped right at the door, so I don’t have to walk as far with my walker. We have marvelous volunteers, and this program means so much to people like us who want to stay independent.”

Klodt Wong said last year, the Foundation subsidized more than 10,000 kilometres of medically-necessary travel. She cited how the gift of giving has made the new diagnostic imaging wing almost complete, thanks to the community.

She said another example is Meals-on-Wheels. She said the need for subsidies had doubled in less than a year. Last year, they shared more than 10,000 meals. She added longterm care residents now benefit from ‘MealSuite’, an innovative nutrition system that provides personalized care. People can go to hhhs.ca/foundation to donate.

And as of Dec. 2, the Foundation announced a $100,000 Giving Tuesday match from Scott Pollard and Suzannah Patmios. Every donation made from Giving Tuesday through Dec. 23 will be matched dollar-for-dollar, doubling support for essential local healthcare.

Pollard and Patmios understand the importance of supporting Haliburton County, saying, “we believe it is the right thing to do and we are proud to support the health of this community.”

Holiday 50-50 lottery

Klodt Wong added the foundation’s 50/50 lottery is doubling up until the end of December, supported by Minden Subaru. Tickets are available at hhhsf5050.ca

“Every ticket purchased is an investment in local healthcare. The 50/50 is a fun and easy way for our community to give back – and with double the draws, it’s the perfect time to play.”

She added the Foundation also recently celebrated two local winners through its participation in ‘split the pot’, an Ontario-wide hospital fundraising initiative. Jesse Woodward won the $25,000 early bird in October and then Ricky Danilko won the grand prize of $300,144 in the same month.

“It’s amazing to see local names on those winning tickets. When our community participates, everyone wins, not just the lucky ticket holders, but all who depend on quality healthcare close to home. Tickets are also at hhhsf5050.ca.

Gym meeting members where they’re at

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For Alex Monteiro, running a gym is all about reducing friction for members.

“Life is busy, and finding time for the gym can be tough,” the co-owner of the new Highland Strength and Performance (HSP) in Minden says.

He added his philosophy is making the experience as seamless as possible and moving away from the ‘all or nothing’ mindset. “We can help build momentum within a community that now identifies as strong and resilient without the extra pressure of having to see oneself as a ‘fitness person’. Being strong and healthy so you can fully engage in what matters most to you is always worth showing up for.”

Monteiro and his wife, Heather, own the new business in the Heritage Plaza building. Monteiro has worked in the fitness industry for more than a decade; training everyone from youth athletes, busy professionals, and older folks looking to stay strong and active.

“Regardless of age or ability, my starting point is to always pull from athletic strength and conditioning principles and make them scalable and accessible for every client.”

HSP is the second personal training business he has started. His first is Atom Athletics, a mobile personal training company in Toronto. He said his time there “shaped every aspect of HSP.”

Since the first time Heather brought him to her family’s place on Horseshoe Lake, Monteiro said he’s been devising ways to spend more time in Minden. “It has been our second home for seven years, and during that time I have kept an eye on the fitness industry here and felt that although there are plenty of great options in the County, something like HSP was missing in Minden.

“With Minden’s growing population, both locally and on the lakes, I saw an opportunity to expand fitness options, not to replace what already exists, but to better support the community in the way it deserves. There’s a fitness style for everyone, and offering more options helps more people find something they enjoy and stay active.”

They offer semi-private personal training as well as strength and performance classes.

He added he and Heather make their goal one of meeting members where they are, so they can support them in getting to where they want to go, which is why they’ve designed a flexible membership model and class schedule. They keep memberships month-to-month and allow for membership pauses. They offer flexible scheduling.

As for the space, they stumbled upon it when visiting a Minden restaurant. “Within a few weeks, we were meeting with the realtor for Heritage Plaza and the rest is history.”

Monteiro said the business’ new digs needed to function as a gym, but they didn’t want it to feel like just a gym. The open layout gave them the flexibility to design thoughtfully, balancing enough equipment for workouts while leaving space to comfortably host classes.

They also aimed to create a welcoming environment; including a gallery wall.

“It’s vintage outdoor/sports-themed, relaxed, and even features a small but growing library for members to borrow from. Heather poured her heart into the gallery wall, collecting antiques from around the area. We were even gifted 100-year-old wooden golf clubs from our neighbour, Bob. It’s not just a reminder of everything we have come to love about Minden, but the unbelievably supportive community we have here.”

Find them at: https://highlandsnp.ca/ or email info@highlandsnp.ca

Students raise money for teen toy drive

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A group of Hal High students are once again working hard in the lead up to the holidays to ensure no County-based youth feels forgotten this Christmas season.

The school’s Interact Club is bringing its teen toy drive back for another year – launching Dec. 1, the group is raising money and accepting donated items that are handed out to underprivileged kids to enjoy on Christmas.

Demand has spiked in recent years, says Interact members Aurora Wesley and Hazel Jones. In 2023, the club gave away 52 goodie bags to students, while last year they did 70 gift bags. The pair are hoping to at least match that again.

“We see every day just how big the need is,” Jones told The Highlander. Wesley added, “lots of people in our school are struggling. The past few years, the food banks have taken everything we’ve gathered, and been so thankful, so that tells us just how important this is. We’re trying to do as many as we can.”

The packages are made up of toys, games, gift cards, school supplies, hats, mitts, scarves and hygiene products, which are separated into individual packages and donated to the 4Cs Food Bank in Haliburton, Central Food Network in Highlands East and the Minden Community Food Centre.

The school community has been busy this week – there was hot chocolate sold on Monday, a buy-in movie during lunch on Tuesday, and a cookie decorating contest Wednesday. Thursday will see students decorating cardboard boxes – meant to represent life-sized gingerbread houses – with the winner earning a pizza party for their class, with hot apple cider to be sold on Friday. Wesley said the group is hoping to raise at least $2,000.

Jones says donations will be accepted until Dec. 10 – while it’s being pushed as a school-based effort, she said the group is welcoming contributions from the wider community. Cash or items can be dropped off at the high school office, while cheques are to be made out to ‘Interact Club of HHSS’.

“There’s always lots going on for younger kids, but we don’t see as much for teens over the holidays. The Interact club started doing this to bridge that gap,” Wesley said.

“Toys might not be the best sort of thing for this age group. We’re recommending gift cards… or things like headphones, chargers, cozy socks and hygiene products.”

Future plans

The club boasts about 20 members this year. For Jones and Wesley, this is year four, with the pair joining Interact in 2021 as Grade 9 freshmen.

“We’re affiliated with Haliburton Rotary, so our motto is ‘service above self’. We all love giving back to our community, volunteering, and helping out with important fundraisers and causes every year,” Wesley said.

One new initiative the group is hoping to roll out sometime in 2026 is a babysitting night at Hal High – where students offer complimentary services to parents wanting to enjoy an evening alone. Wesley said Interact members want to host something a couple of times a year, welcoming children into the gym for games and reading.

“It’ll be something really fun for the kids and also gives parents a break. We know there’s a lot of poverty in our area, so it might be unaffordable for some parents to find private childcare for a night,” Wesley said. “Parents can use the time to schedule a date night, or just get some extra things done around the house.”

HHOA hands out hardware

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The Haliburton Highlands Outdoors Association (HHOA) celebrated its volunteers and supporters at its annual general meeting Nov. 23.

The highest honour, the Jim Cardinell Award, was presented to Roger Prescott. It recognizes outstanding long-term dedication to the HHOA’s mission and the advancement of community programs.

Association president Dan Smith said Prescott’s leadership, support, and hands-on contributions have had a lasting and positive impact on fisheries enhancement and conservation efforts throughout the region.

Another major highlight was the presentation of the junior volunteer of the year award to Ty Neville, whose enthusiasm, initiative, and dedication at the HHOA Fish Hatchery and community programs reflect the spirit of stewardship the association strives to foster in the next generation, Smith said.

“The HHOA thrives because of volunteers like Roger and Ty,” said Smith during the presentations. “Their contributions demonstrate a remarkable commitment to conservation, community, and the continued success of our programs.”

HHOA board member Keith Fielding said Prescott has been a member for three years and is very active at the fish hatchery. He recently completed a revamp of the HHOA website. This was Neville’s first year, with Fielding describing him as, “a very active outdoorsman… he’s full of vim and vigour, the kid is just always there ready to help.”

Additional awards recognized individuals and partners whose time, support, and involvement continue to advance the HHOA’s goals, including fisheries enhancement, youth education, and habitat stewardship. The AGM also provided members with updates on hatchery output, project development, and ongoing fundraising initiatives.

The HHOA is a non-profit organization committed to enhancing and protecting local fish populations, supporting outdoor recreation, and offering educational programs for youth and the broader community. Through volunteer leadership and community partnerships, the HHOA works to sustain the natural resources that make the Highlands unique.

Wildcats claw red and white in home-opener

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The Hal High Red Hawks boys’ varsity team dropped their home-opener to I.E. Weldon from Lindsay Nov. 27 by a score of 6-2.

The Wildcats opened the scoring in the first to take a 1-0 lead in front of an enthusiastic home crowd. In the second period, I.E. Weldon padded its lead to 2-0 going into intermission. In the third, they dominated the red and white, sniping four goals.

The Hawks managed two in the frame: Jace Mills, assisted by Henry Neilson, and Parker Simms, with helpers from Ty and Max Rupnow.

The Hawks were back at it Dec. 3, playing LCVI Lindsay.

The score was not known as of press time. They host Adam Scott SS at home Dec. 4. Puck drop at A.J. LaRue Arena is slated for 2 p.m.

Huskies throttle Cobourg in home ice demolition

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A remarkable eight-goal third period blitz propelled the Haliburton County Huskies to a 9-2 win over one of its biggest rivals, the Cobourg Cougars, in a pulsating game in Minden Saturday afternoon (Nov. 29).

Alternate captain Isaac Larmand stole the show with a 14-minute hat-trick in the final frame, his second of the season following a three-goal performance against the St. Michael’s Buzzers Nov. 15. He’s now second for goals on the Huskies, with 11 in 23 games.

Head coach Jordan Bailey credited his team for the strong performance, saying they followed the game plan to a tee.

“We played a very good hockey game. I thought we had tons of chances to score in the first two periods, but the floodgates opened in the third,” Bailey said. “We talked during that second intermission about not changing anything, to keep doing what they were doing and the rewards would come.

“You don’t think eight goals is going to happen, but I felt we were the better team and that shone through in the third.”

The bench boss said the result was even sweeter given the rivalry with the Cougars, who have eliminated the Huskies from two of its four post-season runs since relocating north.

One of the highest volume shooting teams in the OJHL, the Huskies were at it again on Saturday, peppering Timothee Fengos in the Cobourg net with 52 shots. The visitors managed 22 in response.

Liam Oravsky, who joined Haliburton from the Cougars earlier this month, opened the scoring with 14:32 played in the first, tickling the twine on the powerplay for his 14th goal of the season (seven in Haliburton). He was assisted by Kieran Raynor and Chase Del Colombo.

Fengos made 20 saves in the middle frame to keep the Huskies at bay, but he was powerless during the third. Larmand got things going 2:09 into the period, scoring from Julius Da Silva and Christopher Brydges.

The home side then scored four times in as many minutes – Da Silva notching at 5:54 from Larmand and Ryan Gosse, Mike Mardula scoring at 6:33 from Lewis Hergaarden and Brydges, Raynor helped himself to his ninth of the year at 7:35 from Oravsky and Carson Durnin, and Josh Denes got the sixth at nine minutes, scoring on the powerplay from Brydges and Durnin.

Larmand completed his hat-trick with tallies either side of a Cobourg shorthanded goal, notching at 11:47 and 16:06, with Denes wrapping the scoring at 16:38, assisted by Mardula and Kaiden Thatcher.

The match saw two players making their Huskies debut – power forward Brody Coe had two shots and an interference minor during the game, with centreman Nate Taylor also chipping in with a couple of shots.

“They should see themselves near the top of the lineup – Brody gives us some more size, while Nate thinks the game very well and has good skills and a strong motor. I’m excited for both to join the team,” Bailey said.

After winning six of 10 games in November, and securing points in two more, Bailey said the team is buying into his methods, which he hopes will result in a lengthy playoff push come spring. He feels the Huskies have strong depth through its lineup.

“We’re very much trying to be a four-line team this year, let everyone get into the game. Our bottom six has been playing very well – Denes had two goals and an assist against Cobourg, Mardula also added a goal, so we’re still getting that secondary scoring, which is always huge,” Bailey said.

It was a one-game weekend for the Huskies, with Sunday’s tilt against the Newmarket Hurricanes cancelled due to inclement weather. Bailey said it will likely be rescheduled for 2026.

There’s an opportunity for the team to climb even higher in the standings this week – the Huskies visit the Wellington Dukes Dec. 5 and host the North York Rangers Dec. 6 (4 p.m. puck drop), with both teams below the hometown team in the league’s East Conference.

“We’ve got to bring our A-game – whenever you play Wellington, you know it’s going to be a tough task, especially in their barn, and North York has been playing much better lately. It’ll be two good games,” Bailey said.

A well-earned victory

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A convincing 3–0 win is always memorable, but the Nov. 30 game against Lindsay felt special from the opening puck drop to the final horn.

From the outset, the U18 A&W Haliburton team played with purpose, discipline, and a collective determination that elevated every shift. What unfolded over three periods was not just a shutout victory, but a showcase of resilience, teamwork, and smart hockey.

The tone was set early by goaltender Neil Mihlik, who delivered a composed and confident performance between the pipes. Every save he made, whether a routine blocker stop or a point-blank pad stack, seemed to energize the bench. Mihlik’s shutout wasn’t just the product of individual skill; his poised presence allowed the defence to play aggressively yet responsibly, knowing they had a steady last line of protection.

On the offensive side, Eric Mueller drove the team forward with relentless pressure. His determination was evident each time he touched the puck. Mueller’s forechecking forced turnovers, opened passing lanes, and kept the opposing defence scrambling. Eric’s drive dictated the pace of play and created opportunities that ultimately led to the team’s three-goal outburst.

Meanwhile, Austin Latanville delivered the kind of twoway performance that coaches push for at every practice. Equally committed on offence and defence, Latanville played a critical role in maintaining the team’s structure. Whether he was cycling the puck in the offensive zone or hustling back to disrupt a rush, his consistency provided the glue that held the team together.

Perhaps the most impressive aspect of the night came in that third period. With a lead to protect, the team made a collective choice: no reactive penalties. They refused to get pulled into unnecessary scrums or retaliatory plays. Instead, they focused on clean, disciplined hockey, controlling possession and forcing the opposition to earn every inch of ice. That maturity sealed the game as much as any goal.

By the end, the 3–0 scoreline wasn’t just a win. It was the result of a team that trusted each other, stayed composed, and executed with purpose—a well-earned victory from start to finish. Go U18 Storm.

Two decades of enchanting families

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Nothing says ‘holiday season’ in Haliburton County quite like Heritage Ballet’s The Nutcracker.

Again, working with Skyline Dance Studio, creator Julie Barban said she has some changes in store for the show that has enchanted local families for two decades.

“I’ve changed up Waltz of the Snowflakes a little bit, so somebody who has come on a fairly regular basis, they are certainly going to notice that,” she said.

Barban added, “I kind of changed Waltz of the Flowers last year, so this year it’s a snowflake theme. The party scene is a little bit different, too. I don’t have any little girls in it. I went with all a little bit older.”

In fact, she said she is featuring the senior students more in this year’s ballet.

Her colleague, Wilson Klodt Wong, has choreographed the Arabic dance, again, and is dancing with Chloe Morissette this year.

The lead dancer is Maddy Walker. “This is her fourth production, just since I’ve been at Skyline,” Barban said. “Chloe has been in it since she was two, so Chloe’s 14th year.”

She added they have a few upgrades and additions in costumes thanks to sewer Dani Smolen, who “does her magic.”

Barban and her team started working with their young dancers the second week of September, devoting Saturdays and Sundays.

The 20-year milestone is not lost on the woman who oversees the classic tale of the story loosely based on the E.T.A. Hoffmann fantasy story The Nutcracker and the Mouse King, about a girl who befriends a nutcracker that comes to life on Christmas Eve and wages a battle against the evil Mouse King.

She said she loves the story, the music and the dancing and “bringing it to the community. It’s been pretty awesome.” She admits she is proud of the work over the years, and what it means to the Highlands.

After two decades, Barban said she has her role down to a science but it really came together in 2025 “It’s taken a long time, but it feels like ‘wow, this really came together. It only took me 20 years,” she said with a chuckle.

However, the end is in sight, with Barban saying she might do a few more Nutcrackers before hanging the ballet up and freeing up more of her time.

As for this weekend, she said, “I don’t know that I get excited, because it’s just so ingrained now. But I just love it.”

There are three performances this weekend: Dec. 6 at 2 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. and Dec. at 2 p.m.

For tickets, go to onstagedirect.com

Ep 6: Did Someone Say Sausage?

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What the Haliburton Podcast

One episode wasn’t enough to fully explore local democracy with our guest, Carol Moffatt. Carol is back this week with Lisa and Bram to talk about a perennial favourite: amalgamation. Should Haliburton County’s five municipal governments in two tiers be consolidated into one government? Naturally, we have some opinions about that.

Dysart council ‘not environmental pirates’

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Editor’s note: A previous version of this story indicated Dale Leadbeater spoke on behalf of Harcourt Park Corporation in opposing this official plan and zoning bylaw amendment, she does not. Leadbeater is a resident of Harcourt Park and her views are her own. Harcourt Park Corporation has taken no position on the proposal.

While Dysart et al council this week toyed with the idea of a lengthy deferral for proposed changes to the township’s official plan (OP) and zoning amendment bylaw – which would allow certain structures to be built closer to a lake’s shoreline – elected officials indicated, following a Nov. 25 public meeting, they’re ready to approve a new policy.

Council has spent much of 2025 discussing a proposal that would allow waterfront property owners to install any one of a gazebo, shed or sauna within feet of, or in one case actually on, the shore. In his staff report, director of planning Jeff Iles noted the amendment would see gazebos allowed within zero metres of shore, a shed within five metres, and a sauna within 10 metres.

“Currently, no buildings are permitted within the water setback. The amendments are looking to update the policy to allow one accessory building,” Iles said.

The director had previously recommended against proceeding with the change. Current rules stipulate any structure has to be located at least 20 metres from the water. After a thorough public process, which included releasing a survey, holding two open houses and, before this week, one public meeting, Iles questioned whether there was enough public demand to justify altering policies that have been in place for over 20 years.

In the survey, 56 per cent of 735 respondents said they were in favour of the change, with 40 per cent opposed and four per cent unsure. At a July public meeting, one of 18 speakers supported the plan.

It was a different story on Tuesday, with more of an even split between delegations – four for and two against.

Following a lengthy discussion, council appeared to favour deferring the issue again, with councillors Pat Casey and Carm Sawyer eager for more public feedback. Mayor Murray Fearrey suggested tabling until next year’s municipal election, where the township could hold a referendum.

After Iles cautioned against delaying, noting how anyone who has wanted to provide comments has had ample opportunity to do so, elected officials pivoted. They started to talk about how they could make the amendments more palatable for those opposed.

“If we change the setbacks at all, would that be beneficial? If we said gazebos had to be a bit further back, sheds too, would that appease anybody,” Sawyer asked.

Iles felt there was a “happy medium.” After some back-and-forth, council landed on allowing gazebos to be placed five metres from a lake, while saunas and sheds would remain where they are – a 20-metre setback for saunas and 20-metre setback for sheds on properties built before 2005, or 30-metres for those constructed after.

Iles said he would try to bring an amendment back to council for approval at its Dec. 9 meeting.

Speaking to the suggested rules – 10 metres for a sauna, five metres for a shed, and zero for a gazebo – Iles said the only way staff felt comfortable agreeing with that was by imposing three requirements – prior to construction of an accessory building, the shoreline vegetation must be restored to a natural state; the development area is not increasing beyond what is currently permitted, which is 20 sq. metres for all combined structures, including decks and stairs; and to increase enforcement.

Council felt those conditions, particularly the one for increased enforcement, would be difficult to meet, hence the change in direction.

What was said?

Iles noted the township received 38 written comments addressing the change, with 20 opposed, five in favour, and 13 asking question/providing comments but offering no opinion.

Carolyn Langdon, representing the Lake Kashagawigamog Organization (LKO), said the chain lake has serious water quality issues and felt the proposed changes would create more problems.

“Two of our three testing sites have deepwater dissolved oxygen readings well-below the provincial threshold required for reproduction and survival of lake trout. Lake Kash had one of the highest readings of dissolved solids in the County,” Langdon said. “Increased nutrient loading from shoreline buildings will exacerbate things. We need to do the opposite and actually lessen the numbers of these things going in.”

Iles noted about six per cent of Dysart’s estimated 8,500 waterfront properties have some form of shoreline structure.

Dayle Hawkins, LKO president, said, “all lake associations are against this. Science indicates accessory buildings erode shoreline protection and increase phosphorous loading. We believe science has not been applied to the proposal.”

Submissions were received from associations on Redstone, Kennisis, Miskwabi, Percy and Grace lakes, with all opposing the move. Figureheads from Environment Haliburton! and the Coalition of Haliburton Property Owners’ Associations also spoke against the amendment, feeling it would negatively impact local lakes.

Dale Leadbeater, a resident of Harcourt Park, called on council to live up to a key statement in its land acknowledgement, read out before each meeting.

“It talks about Dysart promising Indigenous people who cared for these lands and waters and welcomed us as their guest, to pay them respect by… supporting the health and integrity of the lands for generations to come,” Leadbeater said. “If approved, it will only demonstrate that we have learned nothing over the last 500 years.”

Those in favour

Casey took exception to the many comments claiming council doesn’t care about lake health.

“We’re not environmental pirates seeking to destroy the lakes. Most members of council have been here for generations. We’re very well aware of the value of tourism, our lakes and everything of the sort,” Casey said. “This was [proposed] to absolve a bunch a problems we see regularly on our agenda… we didn’t take on this journey to be detrimental to lake health, or be a problem to the public.”

Several residents spoke in favour of the change – Jeff Smallwood, who lives in Harcourt Park, said allowing a shed closer to the water would be beneficial for properties with a steep incline from the shore to their home or cottage.

“Our property has a 45-degree angle… it’s about 60 feet of length and 80 feet of height, so a large hill. Being able to put fishing equipment and a motor in a structure by the lake would make the lake more usable,” Smallwood said.

Glen Lindsay, on Lipsy Lake, agreed. With his home sitting atop a 40-foot hill, he wants to build a small shed by the water.

“If you look at the science, it probably says we shouldn’t have people living on lakes. But we do, because that’s our community. This is part of it too,” Lindsay said. “It’s a shed, a gazebo, or a sauna. It’s not going to melt the planet, I promise you. This is really getting blown out of proportion.”